Now it’s quiz time, people. Sharpen your 2B pencils, sweep that wood shaving under your friend’s chair, get ready and the quiz starts now.
There’s only one question though.
For memes like what follows, what would you expect from someone who listens to hip-hop and R&B, and stuff all those into a mp3 player together with a twist of soft rock, a sniff of sweet pop and a little pinch of heavy metal?
Easy. You get rubbish answers. Just read on.
1. Put your iTunes on “shuffle”.
2. For each question, skip to the next song to get your answer. You must use the title of that song as your answer, no matter how silly it may sound.
1. What would you say if someone were to say, “Is this o.k.?”
“So into you” / Ashanti
(I’m not that easy!)
2. What do you like in a guy / girl?
“Feel Good Inc” / Gorillaz
(Well, as long as it feels good…)
3. How do you feel today?
“Switch” / Will Smith
(Welcome to my world of bipolar mood disorder)
4. What is your life’s purpose?
“Tilt your head” / Nelly ft Christina Aguilera
(Yes, that’s important, if you get what I mean )
5. What is your motto?
“More than words” / Frankie J
(True, actions speak louder than words)
6. What do your friends think of you?
“Gangsta Loving” / Alicia Keys ft Eve
(This tells a lot!)
7. What do you think of your parents?
“You are beautiful” / James Blunt
(Seriously, it can’t be more apt)
8. What do you often think about?
“Candy Shop” / 50 cents
(Funny if you know what this song is about!)
9. What is 2 + 2?
“Hate it or love it” / 50 cents
(This has a strange yet logical mathematical feel to it)
10. What do you think of your best friend?
“How we do” / G-unit
(I have absolutely no explanation for this. But I swear it’s not bad)
11. What do you think of the person you like?
“Drop it like it’s hot” / Snoop dog
(Again, straight to the point!)
12. What is your life story?
“Sunday Morning” / Maroon 5
(Yes, most of the best moments in life were spent on Sunday mornings)
13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
“Crazy in love” / Beyonce
14. What comes to mind when you see the person you like?
“Goodbye my lover” / James Blunt
(That’s so melancholic..)
15. What do your parents think of you?
“Golder digger” / Kanye West
(I kid you not! This came out and I was like, woah, my parents don’t think of me this way!)
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
“Hips don’t lie” /Shakira
(It will be a party!)
17. What will they play at your funeral?
“Temperature” / Sean Paul
(This will be a party too!)
18. What is your hobby / interest?
“Signs”/ Snoop Dog ft JT
(I don’t know and am not interested in learning sign language)
9. What do you think of your friends?
“What’s Luv” / Ashanti
20. What is the worst that could happen?
“Touch the sky” / Kanye West
(You mean, drop from the sky..)
21. How will you die?
“Ass like that” / Eminem
(I will die with a huge ass? Or squashed to death by someone else’s huge ass?)
22. What is the one thing you regret most?
“You make me wanna” / Usher
23. What makes you laugh?
“Over and over” / Nelly
(This is not answering the question)
24. What makes you cry?
“Overnight celebrity” / Twista
(You mean, if I become one?)
25. Will you ever get married?
“Lonely” / Akon
(It’s Goodbye, My Lover, so of course, I will be Lonely. Damn, Akon!)
26. What scares you the most?
“Yo (Excuse me, Miss)” / Chris Brown
(Hmm lousy pickup lines?)
27. Does anyone like you?
“Tokyo Drift” / Teriyaki boys
(Hmm, I wonder if we know?)
28. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
“Tipsy” / J-kwon
(Yes, I want to erase that birthday when I got real drunk)
29. What hurts right now?
“Jesus walk” / Kanye West
30. What will you post this as?
“SOS (Rescue me)” / Rihanna
(Yes, I will need help if all I want to be when I grow up is to be Crazy In Love, and I want to Drop It Like It’s Hot with him, but then I have to say to him Goodbye My Lover and be Lonely all my life. I wonder if it’s because he thinks that I’m a Gold Digger?)