Woah, it’s Johnny again.

I certainly cannot wait.

I hope that it will be a great movie so that I’ve no reason not to catch it because I’ve already found three reasons to watch it: Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and Channing Tatum.

Just nice: breakfast, lunch and dinner. Pass me the salt and the pepper. Where’re the knife and fork?? And I can’t decide who to eat for breakfast/lunch/dinner. I think I shall just have all three of them three times in the day.

Seriously, Johnny Depp, and now Channing Tatum?

AND Christian Bale??!

I’m going to hyperventilate. Pass me that brown paper bag. Quick.