*yeah* Just spend $10 and I get to kiss Elvin!!!

8 days Car Boot Flea Market

If I pay $100, I can kiss him *using fingers to count* TEN times!

They say can only kiss his cheeks but I’m sure there’ll be absurd fans who will attempt to kiss his *blush* lips anyway. *muacks*

Oh poor Elvin. Won’t his face “rot” (because I don’t want his pretty face to really rot) by the end of the day? He’s like the reverse of The Frog Prince – he’s the handsome prince kissed by many frogs who try to be princesses haha. *oh so mean*

But wait, who are you kidding?

That guy in the photo doesn’t even look like Elvin!

8 days, you cheater bug!