You should read this. It’s very interesting haha.

The next time you are late for work (again) cause you can’t seem to pull yourself away from the bed, you can just tell your boss, “You can’t blame me. I’ve the short version of the Period 3 gene” and just walk away with a smirk on your face, as you leave your boss on the spot, scratching his head (and whatever hair he has left) pondering about what you’ve just said.