I must say that I’m a pretty morbid person. I’m not depressed. I’m not pessimistic. In fact, I’m quite the opposite. But unfortunately, death is so unpredictable and inevitable, and I’ve come to accept that. So I’ve already made after-death arrangements with my family umpteen times.  

– Eh, mummy, 我死后你们要记得把我全部的器官都捐出去hor! 不要浪费!

“Orh”

– 我的funeral不要播orbiang的music hor. 我要播hip hop.

“没有出殡的啦”

– Huh, 为什么!

“白头人不可以送黑头人啦”

– *sianz* Then记得把我随便烧就好了。不用浪费钱买棺材。

“Aiyoh, 一定要有棺材的啦!”

– *protesting* 可是浪费钱leh! 棺材很贵leh, then 还不是烧掉!随变包一块布就可以了啦!

Y chupped in at this point,looking sian diao:

 “Oei, 你不可以死 hor. 你的 loans 谁要帮你还。”

– *middle finger twitching*  @$%$^%&^*&(&*($@$&^(&*)*    (-_-)

My mummy, on the contrary…

*probably during some TV drama showing the crematorium*  

“记得我不要火化 hor, 我要埋的。”

This being the 1st time my mum ever brought this up, imagine Y’s and my shock!

– Huh! Siao! 哪里有地方给你埋!现在都用烧的啦!

“我不管!我要烧的!”

– *look at Y flabberghasted*  Siao leh, 要埋的。埋的话还要扫墓,麻烦leh…

Ingenious Y: 才不管你 leh haha, 把你烧了,你也不知道! 

– *laughing hard* 对咯!你又不知道!

Y: *evil* 把你烧了, 再把你撒在大海!(wah lidat no need to buy condo too, damn smart)

– 不对,把骨灰冲进马桶就够了!反正 all water goes into the sea!!! *laugh like siao with Y*

“我不管!我不管!我要埋的!! ”

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